f000001 0.000 2.840 "Max: Did I tell you that I bought a piano recently?"
f000002 2.840 5.000 "Maxine: No, you didn’t. When did you get that?"
f000003 5.000 7.360 "Max: I had it delivered on Tuesday morning."
f000004 7.360 9.280 "Maxine: I didn’t know you could play the piano."
f000005 9.280 15.400 "Max: I can’t. That’s the point - I wanted a new challenge and I’ve always fancied myself as a pianist."
f000006 15.400 18.480 "Maxine: Didn’t you buy a violin a while back? What happened to that?"
f000007 18.480 24.680 "Max: Well, I gave it my best shot but I just didn’t take to it and also my next door neighbour put me off playing it."
f000008 24.680 26.720 "Maxine: How did he put you off?"
f000009 26.720 35.360 "Max: Well, he’s a cellist in the London Symphony Orchestra and unfortunately his kitchen overlooks the box room that I like to think of as my little music room."
f000010 35.360 36.960 "Maxine: Why is that unfortunate?"
f000011 36.960 45.320 "Max: Well, because I kept on catching a glimpse of the poor man’s horrified face passing in front of the window every time I decided to torture my violin."
f000012 45.320 50.840 "Maxine: Yes, I suppose that could be a bit embarrassing."